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No-Life's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 499 (From 78 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,920 Points

4 Swords Misadventures 7

Blizzeta Screamer Unlocked 6/26/11
5 Points
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Red Link Bloopers Unlocked 6/26/11
5 Points
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken Unlocked 6/26/11
5 Points
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Chuck Norris Unlocked 6/26/11
10 Points
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy Unlocked 6/26/11
25 Points
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Get on with it Unlocked 6/26/11
25 Points
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene Unlocked 6/26/11
25 Points
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk Unlocked 6/26/11
50 Points
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song Unlocked 6/26/11
100 Points
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.

Medals Earned: 9/9 (250/250 points)

4 Swords Misadventures 8

Trolling Ganon Unlocked 12/26/12
5 Points
A nod to Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. Click on "When's the next one coming out?"
Ocarina Unlocked 12/26/12
10 Points
Secret scene about Green Link and his ocarina. Click on Green when he talks in Lonlon Ranch about what happened to him in the past.
The Lost Woods Unlocked 12/26/12
10 Points
Red Link is lost and with no easy way out. Click on Red Link when he mentions the Lost Woods.
Cucco Ball Z Unlocked 12/26/12
25 Points
The Super Cuccos of Lonlon Ranch. Click on Malon quickly when Cojiro exits the scene.
Expect Us Unlocked 12/26/12
50 Points
Dark Link's version of Anonymous. The button is hidden somwhere in the menu.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (100/100 points)

Adventure Story

Clouds Disappear Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Ice is Slippery Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Shrooms are Bouncy Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Animal Cruelty Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Foe Bouncer Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Forest Jog Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Master Mage Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Newbie Mage Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Self Destruction Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
The Credits Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Balanced Skillset Unlocked 12/29/11
25 Points
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity Unlocked 3/10/12
25 Points
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species Unlocked 12/29/11
25 Points
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder Unlocked 12/29/11
25 Points
Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up Unlocked 12/29/11
25 Points
Max out your HP and MP.
Gold Hoarder Unlocked 12/29/11
50 Points
Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer Unlocked 12/29/11
50 Points
Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End Unlocked 12/29/11
100 Points
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Glacier Run 10 Points Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Volcano Sprint 10 Points Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Boss Hunter 50 Points Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator 50 Points Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Medals Earned: 26/30 (480/600 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Hatter, Mad Unlocked 3/15/17
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Unlocked 3/15/17
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something Fishy Unlocked 3/15/17
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Happy Hatter 25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Brain Unlocked 3/15/17
10 Points
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Out With a Ding Unlocked 3/15/17
25 Points
Beat the Game
Brawn 10 Points The more aggressive problem solver.
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _18 Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)

Battleground Legends

10000HP Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You restored 10000 health points.
10000K Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You made 10000 Kills
1000A Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You restored 1000Armor
1000AD Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You dodged 1000 attacks.
1000HP Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You restored 1000 health points.
1000K Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You made 1000 Kills
100AD Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You dodged 100 attacks
2500A Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You restored 2500 Armor
2500AD Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You dodged 2500 attacks
2500HP Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You restored 2500 health points.
50000K Unlocked 8/21/14
25 Points
You made 50000 Kills
100000K Unlocked 8/21/14
50 Points
You made 100000 Kills
25000HP Unlocked 8/22/14
50 Points
You restored 25000 health points
5000A 25 Points You restored over 5000 armor
10000A 50 Points You restored 10000 armor
5000AD 50 Points You dodged 5000 attacks

Medals Earned: 13/16 (375/500 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 3/10/12
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 3/10/12
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 2/24/13
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 2/24/13
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 3/10/12
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 3/10/12
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 2/24/13
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 3/10/12
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti Unlocked 3/10/12
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist Unlocked 3/10/12
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/12 (190/300 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 2/24/13
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
I Like Swords Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Pew Pew Pew Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Power Up Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag Unlocked 2/25/13
10 Points
Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Shooter Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Sniper Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Bronze Badge Unlocked 2/24/13
25 Points
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Stray Bullets 5 Points Get killed with no enemies on screen.
500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Angel Wings 10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Counter Attack 10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Silver Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 11/32 (120/600 points)

Call of 'Doody'

Kentucky Fried Pigeon Unlocked 5/10/13
5 Points
Get Electrocuted
Electric Jump Rope x10 5 Points Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Fatal Diarrhea 5 Points Poop Yourself to Death
Electric Jump Rope x20 10 Points Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Doody Assassin 25 Points Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Electric Jump Rope x30 25 Points Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
#1 Pooper 100 Points Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Persistent Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
What Are You Doing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/185 points)